The house is in a much better state today than it was last Thursday. That’s because last Thursday we confirmed that our friends from Atlanta would be driving up for the weekend, and I was motivated to unpack, clear away and leave a large pile for the trash man, who thankfully comes twice a week. Aside from the motivation, it was great fun to have guests, and since they weren’t here to work (sorry, Anna!) we sat on the screened porch and drank mint juleps in honor of the Kentucky Derby, played Rock Band and drove around downtown Nashville.
We also ate. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that our central activity was eating, and the other things got fit in around it. Mike and I are going to have to live on rabbit food during the week if we’re going to eat like this with visitors, because, well, wow.
Saturday lunch was at Dotson’s, a funky place by the river in Franklin where the parking lot is always packed, a fact that until now has seemed to us odd given the mushed-together-mobile-trailer-with-a-porch-tacked-on look of the place. Now that we’ve eaten at Dotson’s, our car will be in the parking lot too, and we’ll be mushed together inside eating meat n’ threes (or in my case, just the threes, please). And pie. We’ll be eating pie.
I honestly ignore the meat selection at any meat and three, because at a place where mac & cheese and Jell-O are listed as vegetable selections, who cares about meatloaf and fried chicken? Nik and I each got a “three” and pooled our resources in the middle of the table: creamy but not too sweet cole slaw, lima beans that retained just a little resistance to the tooth, swimming in butter, home pickled beets with a crunchy tang, nicely velveeta’ed (and therefore proper Southern) mac & cheese and just off the cob creamed corn that tasted almost like eating it raw, sweet and milky. Oh, and fried okra, which I want to like – feel, in fact, obligated to like – and really find foul. The crunch of the fried coating is fine, the slight bitterness of the okra is nice … but both are completely eradicated by the elemental slime of the okra itself, and I just can’t do it. Mike had his own cole slaw, plus the sweet potato casserole, a bowl of orange marshmallow goop that he wasn’t keen on sharing. Our waitress talked us through the menu in the nicest way possible, and then kept coming back to make sure we’d left room for dessert. OF COURSE we left room, for coconut meringue, chocolate cream & chess pie, and a giant hunk of cocacola cake, slathered with a good half inch of chocolate frosting. They were all good, but the chess pie was perfect – oddly crunchy top, tangy sweet and sticky rich filling. I got tips on making my own from the waitress before slumping into a sugar and starch induced coma from which I woke only when the crushed ice and mint signaled the coming of juleps some hours later. Bourbon is a restorative.
Not knowing how to leave well enough alone, we went to Monell’s for Sunday breakfast. We strolled in just as they were switching over to lunch, but the staff very nicely accommodated our clearly just up at 11am need for breakfast and we ended up with brunch. Brunch Monell’s style just means that we got all the food for both breakfast and lunch, and sentence which should make anyone who we have taken to Monell’s moan with a tantalizing combination of pleasure and fear. A Monell’s meal is family style, and the need to pass the peas, please inevitably leads to some talking with your tablemates. Ours completed our Sunday supper experience by inviting us to their church, since we were new in town, and also confirmed the Franklin-is-a-small-town suspicion I had, as they recognized Mike from standing in line at the county clerk’s office. There were four of us and six of them and I don’t think we even made a dent in the food that went around the table, composed of the following: biscuits and gravy, cornbread, cucumber salad, broccoli salad, mac & cheese, roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, green beans, peas, corn casserole, pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, country ham, pot roast, fried chicken, pork chops, baked apples, cheese grits, cole slaw, crazy good peach preserves – and a piece of pecan pie each. I feel like I’ve left something out there, and that I can’t quite capture the breathless awe we all felt as the food just kept coming. And coming. And coming. There was so much food on the table that we were balancing plates on top of other plates just to set it all down, and it all smelled good and tasted better, and our plates got fuller and fuller as the platters were passed. Jake’s plate was literally mounded with food, and when the pork chops came he gave up and just draped one over the top, like the whipped cream on a sundae.
The best part of Monell’s is that everything that comes out of the kitchen is good, real Southern cooking good. It might not be pretty, but it tastes fabulous, and everyone eats until they can eat no more – and then finds room for thirds of whatever it was they liked best. And a little more sweet tea, please. It’s a Thanksgiving dinner sort of experience, and the scary part is that it exists, every day of the week, just six miles from our front door. Hold me.